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ROFL I almost spit my water all over my TPS reports reading that.Fumin wrote:we also sweep chimeys, drink tea 24/7, all say "good day dear fellow" to everyone we meet and it rains 24/7.It's ok...If I were british with bad teeth I'd be in a foul mood too.
Could I get a list of american stereotypes?
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your fat, bald, obese, dress like one of the village people, cant lift yourself from your seat, have never had sex but bought a std in a test tube so it looks like u have
oh yeah, and you want to be black, you talk like a track by dre and end all your sentences in dog, also you add 'like' in every 4th word
all these based on my visits to america
seriously, i was at a bus stop and this guy used the word 'like' (i was counting after the first 15 or so) over 600 times in the 10 min wait for the bus
your fat, bald, obese, dress like one of the village people, cant lift yourself from your seat, have never had sex but bought a std in a test tube so it looks like u have
oh yeah, and you want to be black, you talk like a track by dre and end all your sentences in dog, also you add 'like' in every 4th word
all these based on my visits to america
seriously, i was at a bus stop and this guy used the word 'like' (i was counting after the first 15 or so) over 600 times in the 10 min wait for the bus
ROFL. What the ell did I tell you Fumin. Stop posting our ICQ converstaions on these boards!Fumin wrote:we also sweep chimeys, drink tea 24/7, all say "good day dear fellow" to everyone we meet and it rains 24/7.It's ok...If I were british with bad teeth I'd be in a foul mood too.
Fumin' and I actually had a stereotype ware the other day...'cept I was bashing on yanks/Amurricans, and he was bashing Brits. It was funny.
As for everyone wanting to be black, ending all sentances with 'dawg/dog,' and saying 'like' every 4 words...you must have been in California, where I live. But not everyone here is fat/overweight, bald, and un-sexed (look, I made up a word...yay for me!). Although, i've heard that we should be playing with our feet...
Stereotypes are for losers. And for the record, I'm addicted to Scotch Whiskey (Nixon, you guys probably call it "whiskey" but we have to throw in 'scotch' just cuz American whiskey sucks ass (jack daniels anyone? That shit is putrid swill!).
Anyways..i've been on a massive 18+ year glennlevitt kick, and recent found Lagavulin. No wonder you guys are so laid back. This stuff is like nectar from the gods.
That hurts. I don't dress like the village people... They went out of style decades ago. We all dress like cowboys now. Haven't you seen Bush on TV at his ranch? I dress like a backstreet boy, tbh. Gay ass 'ceaser haircut' and trendy, lame ass, ugly clothes.Lady Redname wrote:dress like one of the village people,
Oh yeah, like, dog, like, dawg, yo, werd, dog.
But yeah. Anyone who makes up stories is lame. Cept for that time I dueled Purple Princess/Fumin and beat him 5 to -4. he actually got scared and killed himself 4 times and lost points.
I have to agree with you on JD. I can't stand it. I'm not a whiskey guy though, I'll stick to my beers and vodkas.
If you like whiskey you'd probably adore where I live. Surrounded in all the major places that make them (but far enough away that you don't get the awful smell it makes in the air![Wink ;)](./images/smilies/icon_wink.gif)
If you like whiskey you'd probably adore where I live. Surrounded in all the major places that make them (but far enough away that you don't get the awful smell it makes in the air
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