Top 10 UO AoS retards

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Top 10 UO AoS retards

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Zim and I were discussing this a little while back, meant to make the post at the time..

My list:

1, Actual Fantasy(Europa) - No comment needed

2. Darkman(Europa) - No way this guy is older than 12 and English must be his 8th language.

3. Bud(Drachenfels) - GM of one of the worst 'PvP guilds i've ever seen. "We did outnumber you...but you ganked us 1 by 1"

4. Pain(Europa) - RL Samurai, unable to accept losses in UO even when backed up with screenshot evidence, prepared to lie constantly on message boards to back up his claims.

5. Fumin(Drachenfels) - The only guy i've ever seen run away before fights even start, and he did this consistently. We'd go to raid an OMG spawn, he would be there, but once the fighting starts, he's gone.

6. Shindhara(Drachenfels) - rofl HEAL BRAZIER.

7. Dir Dir(Drachenfels) - Did redeem himself slightly by revealing it was all an act, apparently...

8. Biff(Drachenfels) - Worst temper i'ver ever seen. An actual nice guy turned into an absolute retard by in game anger.

9. Piourk(Europa) - Can't really explain this one, horrible trash running dexxer, hilarious vendetta mentality.

10. Nairi(Europa) - "SENJI IS HUNGRY SENJI FUCKING PK"

Sure i've forgotten loads^^

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Re: Top 10 UO AoS retards

Post by Poom »

A more controvertial (sp?) post would be the Top 10 aos Pvpers :o
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Post by zole »

the answer to both of those = teh zole + teh calix.


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Post by pain »

slight flaw, several on that list played before aos.
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Post by Poom »

pain wrote:slight flaw, several on that list played before aos.
im sure he just means people who played and pvped in aos ,, aswell as other ages
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Post by Zim Zum »

So difficult to compile a top 10 list because there are so many candidates. Not to mention I frequently omit certain people just because I forget them. But I will put up my list tomorrow.

Calix's is a nice start. I'd be interested to hear other people's viewpoints.
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Post by Calix »

@pain, what poom said.

@poom, start us off then^^

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Post by Poom »

Calix wrote:

@poom, start us off then^^
ok ill do it tommorow ill dream of the past times of SOSARIA tonight and how it was ~1 year ago
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Post by Calix »

I do that nightly

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Post by Lady Redname »

u dont go to bed till 7am :/

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Post by Calix »

Probably becouse I work till 6.30 am? lol

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Post by pain »

im not sure where to start with this list...maybe af like yours

1. Actual Fantasy - Can be friends with you one day, but if you kill him or do anything he could describe as "lame" he will throw constant abuse at you and accuse you of having no RL. Unfortunately we don't all have a girl to put the red in our cheeks from time to time.

2. Athena - Personality wise, just over arrogant and self-glorifying. Use of mass recruiting and scripts ruined the game for most people.

3. Armstrong - cock, cheater.

4. tommy/feel the pain - scammed his own trusted guildmaster

5. Calix - over obsessed with uo despite having little to no ability. Capable of bringing up a particular fight in the game from a year or longer ago and trying to argue over the precise details, boring everyone. And he has curtains.

6. Jerry - because.

7. Alice mcfield - deserves a mention, modern legend in factions for ability to seem retarded.

8. Freedom - rl inbred from the outer limits of human civilisation, sees ability in uo as more important than anything in reality or on the net. snitches good people ig too.

9.BeAViS - scammed his own friend, just a dick in game who constantly trashtalks and runs.

Can't think of another, there are lots of random shittalking retards of course but no one who I really take notice of. I would include darkman and the other factioners but I never really played factions a lot.
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Post by Villa »

In no particular order, here are 10 retards that were retarded in AOS.

Actual Fantasy
Eric ? (The lunatic from TB faction)
GREEKSTALLON (Drachenfels)
Athena
Jerry
NAIRI
Mr Dir Dir (Drachenfels)
Lookfar
Piourk
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Post by pain »

elric..heh could add him on I guess. unbelievable person.
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