zoles JAPAN thread

zole · Post by **zole** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:43 am

i will be keeping you fuks uptodate on japan adventures.

im in a cafe eating early lunch. posting via phone. japanese menus are hard as fuck to navigate. in this meals case it came down to asking "whats good". think im eating seafood spaghetti. lol.

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Now i'm at home again. Spaghetti was good but i had some problems paying the bill. Until now whenever i was paying for stuff I could see the checkout or a receipt but she just came over to me and said numbers. Eventually i understood it but apparently I didn't hear one number... i could laugh about it at least.

I've experienced a few "OMG ITS ZOLE" stares. It's not because im a GAIJIN, it's cos they know im zole. I know this because my tshirt says おれはZOLEです　(I am zole).

They know to have a healthy amount of respect and fear. And to lock up their children.

There's best high school behind my house, if i look outside i can see jailbait running around in tiny pants.

It's good to be alive.

Oh and im studying hard etc etc who cares. SHORT SKIRTS.

Nixon · Post by **Nixon** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:10 am

lol keep us updated, it made me giggle.

love you xx

zole · Post by **zole** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:44 am

im a pussy. in london its easy to meet japs cos theyre all friends of friends but here i dont know anyone. is this how it feels to be a loser? the last time i lost was for charity to cyric. this tastes about as good. kind of like week old pussy after a case of the runs. (i dont imagine thats good)
truth be told im lonely. i was surrounded by zole fanboys in london but here everyone runs 1v1. sux.

on a positive note my conn is excellent. was doing 300 up earlier. shame it was ratioless. fuck calix

zole · Post by **zole** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:44 am

im a pussy. in london its easy to meet japs cos theyre all friends of friends but here i dont know anyone. is this how it feels to be a loser? the last time i lost was for charity to cyric. this tastes about as good. kind of like week old pussy after a case of the runs. (i dont imagine thats good)
truth be told im lonely. i was surrounded by zole fanboys in london but here everyone runs 1v1. sux.

on a positive note my conn is excellent. was doing 300 up earlier. shame it was ratioless. fuck calix

Toki · Post by **Toki** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:53 am

learn2post newb

zole · Post by **zole** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:22 am

your mum should. the nice thing about internet on the move is the ability to post while im out. im so cool. drinking on my own. is this some kind of vision of my future? its not bad, ive been enjoying a nice flirtation with the waitresses. of course its going like nixs job prospects i.e nowhere but its fun regardless. the girl at next table been looking at me and smiling when her bf is on phone. what a waste of azn. she obviously plays uo cos i can see shn wants me. must be the PK EFFEKT. its like the butterfly effect but minus the gay fron punkd and plus best pk. is this what its like to be slamer? (drunk and alone)

scratch that. just now a waitress asked for my number. i win. haha. fuck you guys i have azn friends.

Angus · Post by **Angus** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:27 am

zole · Post by **zole** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:57 am

fuck. either the waitress is a master of disguise or all japs look the same. if its both im screwed. incidently this reminds me of a first date i had where i forgot what the girl looked like. i just waited till an azn made it obvious that they were waiting for me. like dbl explo para blow fs weaken harm, its a timeless combo.

zole · Post by **zole** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:33 pm

In closing to tonights adventures...

That waitress got my number, was well friendly, seemed enthusiastic, so im expecting to never hear from her again, anything else is a bonus. After i had given her my number she must have told the other waitress that i was zole, because suddenly this other one started speaking ENGRISH to me and being all friendly.

I'm happy i could speak to some people, even though im sure nothing will come of it, FRIENDZ R GOOD!

Post by **Benn** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:35 pm

Uh why didn't you get her number instead

Nixon · Post by **Nixon** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:35 pm

rofl legend of the game

King Cyric · Post by **King Cyric** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:36 pm

you got served

Kristoff · Post by **Kristoff** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:29 pm

did you move out to Yamato by yourself?

Lady Redname · Post by **Lady Redname** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:25 pm

best zole

zole · Post by **zole** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:30 pm

Yes kriss i'm in Yamato now!

Cyric: The jap literally served me! HAHAH!

Benn: Didn't want to ask for number and be imposing foreigner and put her on the spot, plus she was working.... Gave her mine so that if she wanted to she could contact me, and of course, she did. Woke up to an email on the phone

I win etc.