zoles JAPAN thread
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I require feedback you cunts. if you don't say anything at all i assume theres no interest and keep my interesting stories about my neighbour asking if i want to have sex with her, my friend telling me she wants to fuck me temporarily until her boyfriend comes back to japan and the hot 30 year old student who when she sits down flashes her panties.
well damn, i've just said it now
well damn, i've just said it now
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Hi nobs.
As Calix said i need attention to function at capacity. And also if no-ones reading or interested in adventures then wtf is the point of me posting them?!?!
I mean seriously, I post pictures of a girl standing in front a of a vending machine full of porn and dildos and i get nothing.
No new pictures this post but I'll mention a few shenanigans.
On Saturday I went out with some girls who i met two weeks ago. First we went to dinner and then to an Irish pub which had magners (i know im a pussy for drinking it, but thats the manliest drink I drink, and I was glad to have some).
Anyway one girl gets really drunk and starts talking about her boyfriend. She used to live in London and her boyfriend is going to come to japan but she hasn't seen him for about 10 months.
Fast forward a few drinks and i'm neeling under a table trying to block out noise and talk to a friend on the phone and the girl starts trying to kiss me. OFC I don't knock her back but I finish up the call and give her a "wtf!?".
She said "i want to fuck you as a temporary".
"huh?"
"Not as boyfriend. I have boyfriend. But just as a temporary until he comes to Japan.".
Just lol.
For the record, I didn't take her up on the offer.
I mentioned the neighbour previously. She's pretty cool. At the moment I have no internet in my room so im using the public one on the ground floor, so when people come home we chat a bit. Spent a few hours talking to her and she was saying how she's lonely etc. I said I was also lonely (LOL). Anyway it gets late and time to finish up and go to bed.
We've been speaking about 95% Japanese and just the occasional English word thrown in.
She then says something which is kind of weird. I forgot what it was exactly, but the meaning that comes across is "should we go up to bed together?".
Now the word to go up can have several meanings, it also literally means "to raise". So I was a bit confused as to what she meant by this. I straight away had a look of "WTF?", thinking she was inviting me to bed. Then I thought... "hmm.. it could just mean "should we take the elevator together"".
I looked confused and asked her what she meant, and she repeated it.
Just to make sure I wasn't misreading her I asked her really basically "sleep together?". And she's like "Yep!".
"Half Joke?"
"Half serious..."
"....ok then!".
The thing about the student and the panties is pretty weird.
I've only taught her two times. She's kind of weird. She speaks decent enough English but something just seems a little bit off about her. She laughs wayyyyyyy too much over little things, and is constantly looking around the room etc. But when you're hot with great legs it doesn't matter.
There's nothing special to the story other than the fact I could see her underwear anytime I looked down to write something down.
I took a lot of notes (ON HER BEHALF).
One of the schools I work at is going to have a Halloween party. I had already decided to buy a costume for going out with my friends, so i asked them if it would be ok to wear it.
I told them that it was a bit out there and i know maybe it's not cool and NP if its not but they laughed and said they're looking forward to it.
OFC, the costume is a school girl uniform. I've already planned to put on make up, wig, skirt etc, even considering waxing my legs for it (fuck shaving, I dont want stubbly legs).
I have several genuine concerns about this costume. And this is in all seriousness.
#1. Kids will touch my bum a lot.
#2. I will show my pants without meaning too.
#3. I will enjoy wearing makeup etc too much.
#4. Everyone will realise that I enjoy wearing make up and wearing a skirt etc.
OFC I will post pics of me dressed up like a bitch etc.
In closing, recently lots of girls have been taking care of me.
On Sunday a friend phoned me at around 7pm asking me if I had eaten yet. She works at a cafe and they had lots of food left over so she had got a bunch and put it in a plastic container for me. Now thats pretty nice but I had just met this girl two times. Even my mum doesn't do that kind of shit for me.
Monday night, come home from work, there's a bag hanging off my front door. Inside is cake and a note. One girl had gone to my house (knowing I was at work) and left a cake for me. She didn't write her name so that was a bit of a problem until I figured out who it was from what she had written.
Last night I met the same cafe girl near her house. This time she had a bag full of pastries and cakes. WTF? Awesome.
I went home at around 1.30 and had been messaging my neighbour. I told her I was coming home and she said that she had dinner for me. She came down to my room with a plate full of thai food from the restaurant she works at.
Please be more jealous of me you fucks.
HOWS SHITTY UK/EUROPE?
I don't like just posting adventures but also like to educate you ignorant fucks so I'm gonna teach you a bit about why you shouldn't trust Japanese people.
You know that moral compass thing most people have? They don't have it. By most people I mean regular nobodies not hardened criminals from the ghettos of London or die hard jihadists (LOL AS IF), but normal people.
In the west think that cheating on your partner is bad.
In Japan they think that getting caught cheating is bad. It's ok to cheat if you don't get caught, because that will hurt your partners feelings.
If you're in a relationship but you cheat.. well it's ok, because thats what you wanted to do.
In many ways they're really retarded when it comes to interacting with other humans
. They spend their childhood working hard at school or sports clubs etc, study hard as fuck to get into university, but university itself is a fucking breeze. Parents provide everything for them and they can move back home anytime. They don't actually enter anything even resembling the real world until they reach 23 (at the earliest). Most are around 24/25.
After that they go into their companies and work hard until the end of their life.
They never really develop of people. Many are afraid to have an opinion, and generally, most are incredibly selfish. They don't care so much about other people, etc etc.
It might sound incredibly racist, but it's not, it's just incredibly honest.
I like Japan a lot, and im not complaining, I'm just keeping it real. This it how it is.
It's not the view most people have of Japanese people. They think they are incredibly kind etc. And it's true in some respects. But generally its a false kind of kindness. They behave the way society thinks they should. So they smile to people, they speak politely, and they don't stand out. They believe very firmly that "the nail that sticks out gets hammered down". If something is a bother to them, they won't do it.
In Japan many things require a guarantor. It's someone to basically vouch for you. It's incredibly hard for ANYONE to get one, not just a foreigner. Basically if you dont have parents living in Japan.. GOOD LUCK! There are companys you can pay who will act as guarantor for you, thats how hard it is. In the UK I could find x amount of people to sort me out. Most of them in I-C.
But they just have a different set of morals to most westerners.
It's not strange for a girl to sleep with a guy and not expect to be his girlfriend. It's more common in Japan than it is in the UK. They don't believe so much in waiting before having sex. 3 dates? ROFL. 3 hours.
It's not that they're easy, it's just that their playbook is different. If they like someone, then why not have sex?
They enjoy it, they're not losing out. So in this way, some are like the old cougar from sex and the city.
The neighrbour girl is moving to Australia for a year next month. She's not expecting anything. We just chill out and have fun together, we keep it light.
But they still don't want to stand out.
Drawing from personal experience, I'm more likely to have sex on a plane or receive oral pleasure in a public place than I am to have a Japanese girl give me a big kiss in front of friends.
Because that makes them embarrassed....
wtf?
Now, not all girls are like this, of course. But yeah.. it's a whole different set of rules when you come out here.
BE PREPAREDZ.
As Calix said i need attention to function at capacity. And also if no-ones reading or interested in adventures then wtf is the point of me posting them?!?!
I mean seriously, I post pictures of a girl standing in front a of a vending machine full of porn and dildos and i get nothing.
No new pictures this post but I'll mention a few shenanigans.
On Saturday I went out with some girls who i met two weeks ago. First we went to dinner and then to an Irish pub which had magners (i know im a pussy for drinking it, but thats the manliest drink I drink, and I was glad to have some).
Anyway one girl gets really drunk and starts talking about her boyfriend. She used to live in London and her boyfriend is going to come to japan but she hasn't seen him for about 10 months.
Fast forward a few drinks and i'm neeling under a table trying to block out noise and talk to a friend on the phone and the girl starts trying to kiss me. OFC I don't knock her back but I finish up the call and give her a "wtf!?".
She said "i want to fuck you as a temporary".
"huh?"
"Not as boyfriend. I have boyfriend. But just as a temporary until he comes to Japan.".
Just lol.
For the record, I didn't take her up on the offer.
I mentioned the neighbour previously. She's pretty cool. At the moment I have no internet in my room so im using the public one on the ground floor, so when people come home we chat a bit. Spent a few hours talking to her and she was saying how she's lonely etc. I said I was also lonely (LOL). Anyway it gets late and time to finish up and go to bed.
We've been speaking about 95% Japanese and just the occasional English word thrown in.
She then says something which is kind of weird. I forgot what it was exactly, but the meaning that comes across is "should we go up to bed together?".
Now the word to go up can have several meanings, it also literally means "to raise". So I was a bit confused as to what she meant by this. I straight away had a look of "WTF?", thinking she was inviting me to bed. Then I thought... "hmm.. it could just mean "should we take the elevator together"".
I looked confused and asked her what she meant, and she repeated it.
Just to make sure I wasn't misreading her I asked her really basically "sleep together?". And she's like "Yep!".
"Half Joke?"
"Half serious..."
"....ok then!".
The thing about the student and the panties is pretty weird.
I've only taught her two times. She's kind of weird. She speaks decent enough English but something just seems a little bit off about her. She laughs wayyyyyyy too much over little things, and is constantly looking around the room etc. But when you're hot with great legs it doesn't matter.
There's nothing special to the story other than the fact I could see her underwear anytime I looked down to write something down.
I took a lot of notes (ON HER BEHALF).
One of the schools I work at is going to have a Halloween party. I had already decided to buy a costume for going out with my friends, so i asked them if it would be ok to wear it.
I told them that it was a bit out there and i know maybe it's not cool and NP if its not but they laughed and said they're looking forward to it.
OFC, the costume is a school girl uniform. I've already planned to put on make up, wig, skirt etc, even considering waxing my legs for it (fuck shaving, I dont want stubbly legs).
I have several genuine concerns about this costume. And this is in all seriousness.
#1. Kids will touch my bum a lot.
#2. I will show my pants without meaning too.
#3. I will enjoy wearing makeup etc too much.
#4. Everyone will realise that I enjoy wearing make up and wearing a skirt etc.
OFC I will post pics of me dressed up like a bitch etc.
In closing, recently lots of girls have been taking care of me.
On Sunday a friend phoned me at around 7pm asking me if I had eaten yet. She works at a cafe and they had lots of food left over so she had got a bunch and put it in a plastic container for me. Now thats pretty nice but I had just met this girl two times. Even my mum doesn't do that kind of shit for me.
Monday night, come home from work, there's a bag hanging off my front door. Inside is cake and a note. One girl had gone to my house (knowing I was at work) and left a cake for me. She didn't write her name so that was a bit of a problem until I figured out who it was from what she had written.
Last night I met the same cafe girl near her house. This time she had a bag full of pastries and cakes. WTF? Awesome.
I went home at around 1.30 and had been messaging my neighbour. I told her I was coming home and she said that she had dinner for me. She came down to my room with a plate full of thai food from the restaurant she works at.
Please be more jealous of me you fucks.
HOWS SHITTY UK/EUROPE?
I don't like just posting adventures but also like to educate you ignorant fucks so I'm gonna teach you a bit about why you shouldn't trust Japanese people.
You know that moral compass thing most people have? They don't have it. By most people I mean regular nobodies not hardened criminals from the ghettos of London or die hard jihadists (LOL AS IF), but normal people.
In the west think that cheating on your partner is bad.
In Japan they think that getting caught cheating is bad. It's ok to cheat if you don't get caught, because that will hurt your partners feelings.
If you're in a relationship but you cheat.. well it's ok, because thats what you wanted to do.
In many ways they're really retarded when it comes to interacting with other humans
. They spend their childhood working hard at school or sports clubs etc, study hard as fuck to get into university, but university itself is a fucking breeze. Parents provide everything for them and they can move back home anytime. They don't actually enter anything even resembling the real world until they reach 23 (at the earliest). Most are around 24/25.
After that they go into their companies and work hard until the end of their life.
They never really develop of people. Many are afraid to have an opinion, and generally, most are incredibly selfish. They don't care so much about other people, etc etc.
It might sound incredibly racist, but it's not, it's just incredibly honest.
I like Japan a lot, and im not complaining, I'm just keeping it real. This it how it is.
It's not the view most people have of Japanese people. They think they are incredibly kind etc. And it's true in some respects. But generally its a false kind of kindness. They behave the way society thinks they should. So they smile to people, they speak politely, and they don't stand out. They believe very firmly that "the nail that sticks out gets hammered down". If something is a bother to them, they won't do it.
In Japan many things require a guarantor. It's someone to basically vouch for you. It's incredibly hard for ANYONE to get one, not just a foreigner. Basically if you dont have parents living in Japan.. GOOD LUCK! There are companys you can pay who will act as guarantor for you, thats how hard it is. In the UK I could find x amount of people to sort me out. Most of them in I-C.
But they just have a different set of morals to most westerners.
It's not strange for a girl to sleep with a guy and not expect to be his girlfriend. It's more common in Japan than it is in the UK. They don't believe so much in waiting before having sex. 3 dates? ROFL. 3 hours.
It's not that they're easy, it's just that their playbook is different. If they like someone, then why not have sex?
They enjoy it, they're not losing out. So in this way, some are like the old cougar from sex and the city.
The neighrbour girl is moving to Australia for a year next month. She's not expecting anything. We just chill out and have fun together, we keep it light.
But they still don't want to stand out.
Drawing from personal experience, I'm more likely to have sex on a plane or receive oral pleasure in a public place than I am to have a Japanese girl give me a big kiss in front of friends.
Because that makes them embarrassed....
wtf?
Now, not all girls are like this, of course. But yeah.. it's a whole different set of rules when you come out here.
BE PREPAREDZ.
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