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ill leave it to you guys to figure out

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If you see the Pope, tell him I said "Convert or die!", and then kick him in the nuts and say "That's for the crusades".
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Lady Redname
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i see the pope atleast once a week actually

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lol update.

ill cover the last 4 months briefly since most of you know from my irc chat, however if anyone wants SPECIFICZ let me know

i worked at the vatican until early december when all the tourists decided to fuck off to a warm country and i realised that i was only making 40 euro a week (rent was 70 euro), after training myself to eat for 40 cents a day (easier then you might think) i started at a differant hostel, this bought a whole new load of chaos and i managed to set up deals with another couple of bars to get myself free drinks (about 5 bars and 2 clubs i get free things in now), this is all good,

i had much drunken fun and shenanigans with the guests and have a fair few stories but none that are any diff to my normal 'lol we went and got drunk' stories. i also started a feud with one of the owners of the bar crawls and he has apparently been telling people that he is going to kill me next time he see's me, although i saw him a few days ago and he just gave me an angry look, so i dont think the big tall lanky prick will do anything since it is me and my freinds who send him people for his bar crawl...

In the last 2 weeks me and my mate were also put in charge of running a party night 4 times a week, and the dumbasses only went and let us rent out a restaurant, last week we took 85 guests out, we smashed 25 glasses and drank 245 bottles of wine... and we only charge 10 euro a person for a 3 course meal. i dont know how long this will last since it is quite chaotic. we are currently in the process of sorting us out a coach to come and pick us up about 11 (thats normally the time things get out of hand) and take us to a nightclub where things will hopefully go a lot calmer - i also discovered that yelling constant abuse at 70 drunk guests as they follow you down the street is great fun.

Now i have a slight dilemma, im bored of this city, i feel i have done everything it has to offer. So me, Jeff and Steph have booked a flight to Barcalona, while there we will job hunt. I have also gone and comitted to a trip back to England, although im thinking this might have to wait now, on top of that i got a message from a french girl i fucked asking if i can come to Paris for 2 weeks while she prepares for her English oral exam, she will even pay for the flights

I also have a trip to Berlin booked for the end of April. So i dont know what to do, this french girl is hot and id quite like 2 weeks of nice and relaxing sex. But i do need to go back to England, and i really need out this city (before i get kicked out if we keep the current chaos at the restaurant up) so job hunting there would be good. and the flights were only 3 euro total. + i have Berlin + i have England. And i also found flights to Phuket for 150 euro which are seriously tempting although i think that one will have to wait until the end of September


what to do..

also: lol @ Prices


GOING OUT
From Rome (Ciampino) (CIA) to Barcelona (Girona) (GRO)
Wed, 01Apr09 Flight FR9187 Depart CIA at 19:45 and arrive GRO at 21:25
PASSENGERS
1. MS STEPHANI 2. MR JEFF 3. MR SCOTT KIRWAN ADT


PAYMENT DETAILS
*********9.00 EUR Total Fare
*********0.00 EUR Taxes, Fees & Charges

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I hope your friends name is JEF COSTELLO or i'll be incredibly dissapointed

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i got a message from a french girl i fucked asking if i can come to Paris for 2 weeks while she prepares for her English oral exam
must... resist... funny comments...
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Villa wrote:
i got a message from a french girl i fucked asking if i can come to Paris for 2 weeks while she prepares for her English oral exam
must... resist... funny comments...
how do you think i felt when i got the message!

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uncultured wankers




recognise the delon

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Post by Lady Redname »

well, zorro is almost like cupid... the character you were supposed to be on that precise night (i'm still waiting !!)
however, what's really funny here is neither my disguise, nor my face BUT the fact that the guy on my right asked helene out :)
the comment on a photo from French girl, i really should fly over just to fuck her brains out

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Photo or it didnt happen.
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NEVER enter Felucca.
Denied victims the evil turns upon itself. It whines, cries, and wails for more victims.
Deny evil its prey.
NEVER enter Felucca.
In time, Felucca will die AND evil will die with it

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its called screenshot idiot
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lol 2 updates in 1 week


So... we got shut down by the police.



Or atleast they thought they shut us down. the way our hostel works is we have 2 floors, 20 beds upstairs and 12 downstairs.

They shut upstairs and i just relocated downstairs (turns out we were illigal, which i already knew - just like most things in this city). although it sucks down here since the internet is slow and i have no one fun, so this has only added to my plans to get the fuck out (that and the fact the police have taken my info 8 times in 7 months is not a good thing)
for now i am still working, although i told my boss today that i refuse to work in this hostel and they need to find me a new one or i will quit, although the flights to barca are already booked.

So im off, somewhere... again

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You're honestly the only person I know that could live like this.

It's part of why I love you i'm sure

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tonight i had a 45 min conversation with a catholic girl about while sex is bad. But masterbation is fucking fantastic, it ended with her saying 'im going to bed now and i am going to cum thinking about you'


then i pulled a hungarion girl, then i had a kebab with an aussie girl.



again


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lolz update
all true by the way, its far to stupid to make up.


Im in Barcelona now, when i left Rome i went to London for 2 weeks. It sucked, the weather sucked, the people were all chavs and i only saw 4 stabbings, also there was no jobs going so after a few days at home recycling my wardrobe (wearing the same stuff for the last year is starting to get to me) i got on a plane for Barcelona


Not the type of person to wait or settle down i went to a bar within 20 min of arriving. Here i met a girl who works as a presenter on an English radio station (not giving you fuckers the name since you will probably start txting her show) not much was happening the first night and she was talking to 2 17 year old girls from London (who i barely even spoke to, they were to young) at the same time and some American idiot so i went off and chatted to someone else. As she was leaving she came and gave me her number since she would love to see me the next day.

At this point im broke, she is also broke so i plan a cheap night out at the MAGIC FOUNTAIN, we sat there and chatted for a bit and drank 2 bottles of wine. As we were leaving we ran into a random Dutch guy filming a music video (www.alex.fm) the girl i was with danced in his video after i decided to interrupt the filming by dancing behind them (i assumed they were talking shit at this point and lieing) So he told us they were going to a club, we said we had no money.. no problem then, he paid for the taxi and got us VIP entry and free drinks. After a while we left (and i accidently stumbled into the world poker tour being played in the casino next door) he found us in the street, asked us how much our taxi cost to get back, i think i said 50€ (was very drunk by now) and he gave it us.

So that was a fun evening (and only day 2)

Then i got a job on the pub crawl, the normal chaos happened. i slept with 2 girls on my first 2 nights, fucked one girl with a strippers body in the sea and another in a hotel room while her mate slept next to us


Now i have gone and got myself a girlfreind... which means its been 4 days since i had sex (i was in actual pain last night after having her dance with me all night - i was doubled over as i walked home). ive had to turn 5 girls down in this time :( and she is mad at me since she think i want to fuck her best mate (i do)


A few pub crawl stories in the next day or so since they are fun. Now i have to go to work - i can't wait

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