a quick story

Fatalist · Post by **Fatalist** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:06 am

tonight a few of the I-C boys went out for somebeers with my friends, in particular Steve 'superfast oz' parker attended and during what was quite a fun night with leisurely drinking, decided to throw up on himself, while sitting at the table. he didn't realise he had chunks and pate all down his leg until i spotted it when we left, and dragged him back to clean it off.

regardless, when we were queueing for the club, we were talking to some girls who soon commented that something smelled of sick. upon closer inspection i realised he had actually stained his shirt with his regurgitated disgusting stomach shit. he;s so classy. he actually smelled of sick for hours.

this is while i was trying to introduce him to my group of friends since he is moving to cardiff shortly.

he fucked that one up.

he smelled of sick

for hours

he will say that he was as successful as me at pulling (because i pulled no-one) but it was mostly because he was next to me, and smelled of sick

so all the girls (and everone else) soon ran away.

he's worst, never take him out, 6 strongbows (weakbows) and he literally throws up on himself

xxxxxxxxxxx

Villa · Post by **Villa** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:17 am

This is why when I overthrow Calix and takeover this guild, I will ban alcohol (and Welsh people).

Mercury · Post by **Mercury** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:15 am

rofl.

that made my morning.

seen as i drank 10 pints of strongbow (and some vodka i cant remember how much

) and then walked home, rang my missus, sang childrens songs to her (presumably i thought i was talking to my lil boy at 3am :/).
moral of the story thou. even after not drinking for 6 months Merc>Oz

Sonez · Post by **Sonez** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:29 am

Bants

Superfast Oz · Post by **Superfast Oz** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:59 am

complete fabrication

i had far more than 6

Night · Post by **Night** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:17 pm

retarded avatar fatal .. grow up faster

Mercury · Post by **Mercury** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:27 pm

that was a weak denial. i believe fatal.

zole · Post by **zole** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:08 pm

rofl so basically he's the new slamer?

Post by **senji** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:53 pm

Or the old one?

The new one is conquering Italy it seems.

Fatalist · Post by **Fatalist** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:29 pm

Night wrote:retarded avatar fatal .. grow up faster

I hope you're not offended at something on the internet

Lady Redname · Post by **Lady Redname** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:48 pm

at least i now i have a target to beat when i come to wales

and i think i did ok in Budapest, even if all the girls were of the beer goggled variety

amber · Post by **amber** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:02 am

haha classic chat

eau de vom