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Villa
Devon Knows
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Location: Lost in the '80s
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Post by Villa »

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI
Stranger: i like gummy bears.
You: ME 2
Stranger: when was the last time you had KFC?
You: IM AT KFC RITE NOW
You: USING A LAPTOP
Stranger: WHY ARE YOU TALKING IN ALL CAPS?
You: WHICH I STOLE FROM SOME WHITEY
Stranger: IT'S ANNOYING.
Stranger: are you/have you ever been a gang member?
You: NO BUT I WOULD LIKE TO BE
Stranger: HAVE YOU EVER KILLED A PERSON?
You: WELL I BROKE THIS WHITE CHICKS PELVIS COS MY COCK WAS SOOO HUGE
Stranger: YOUR A CREEP.
You: NO U
Stranger: I DUN LIKE YOU.
You: UR MOM
Stranger: SUCKS DICK
You: SHE IS HEAR RITE NOW, U WANT TALK TO HER?
Stranger: NO.
You: WHY NOT?
Stranger: BECAUSE I HATE YEW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Best site of the week.
Full of retards to annoy.
http://omegle.com/
Signatures broken since 2009...

Calix
MOTODEAMON
Posts: 6109
Joined: Sat Dec 27, 2003 10:05 am

Post by Calix »

Villa everyone else has better things to do:(

Noxin
BENEFIT CHEAT
Posts: 2091
Joined: Sat Jan 17, 2004 12:27 am

Post by Noxin »

It's a bit shit

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI
You: You're boring
Stranger: oh
Stranger: no no
You: I'm bored
You: Quit boring me
Stranger: im so slow
Stranger: im korea
You: north or south?
You: I hear you guys like nuclear weapons
Stranger: south
You: Oh, I hear you guys hate nuclear weapons
Stranger: zz um..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
YOUR GAMES ARE THE GAYIST THING EVER ACRCADEN CRUSADE WAS EPIC FAIL AND SO WAS ANY THING U MADE WITH A P THE REST WAS JUST FLAT OUT GAY U DONT DESERVE LIFE NO U DONT DESERVE ANYTHING U ARE JUST A GAY MORON WHO NEEDS TO GET A LIFE

Poom_of_PALADIN
Posts: 58
Joined: Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:44 pm

Post by Poom_of_PALADIN »

Boring..

Stranger: Hello
You: hi, cyber?
Stranger: Life?
You: oh :(
You: is that a no?
You: *i put my hands down my pants*
Stranger: It's more of a "get a girlfriend"
You: *i take out my cock and start licking it*
Stranger: enjoy
You: *mmmm*
Stranger: ok
Stranger: let me understand
Stranger: What gets you off is not the text-sex with another person, just the fact that your typing stuff
Stranger: you could just as easily do this with Notepad
You: *i get out my other cock and start licking it*

Lady Redname
WAR ME HOMO
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Joined: Wed Jan 07, 2004 8:11 pm

Post by Lady Redname »

i love the line on the website
Omegle is a brand-new service for meeting new friends. When you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you have a one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous, although there is nothing to stop you from revealing personal details if you would like.

So unlike anything all good parents have told there kids which is: DONT GIVE OUT DETAILS ON THE INTERNET YOU RETARD. They are saying 'feel free to tell them where you live and if you would like to be done in the ass or the mouth first'

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