Our first UOSA 'friend'

We've got a rune marked in your mum's bedroom.

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Calix
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Our first UOSA 'friend'

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We met someone at an IDOC this morning. He was pretty crazy, and irritating, so despite not being anywhere near ready to go red, we killed him. He then proceeded to spam location of the IDOC in shard IRC channel as well as the shard forum. He was demanding back his runebook and numerous other items and wanted to agree TERMS OF PEACE.

Anyway, we ignored him, but he found us in IRC and seemed like he still didn't like us very much:

My fav. part is his claims to be a member of cA, well known griefer/thief guild. Told me in game earlier that I'd have the whole guild on me by tonight. I'm rather certain that if he was a member we wouldn't be hearing about this in IRC, we'd be getting griefed in game. The other members I've come across seem a big step up from this retard, anyway.

(Have tried to cut out half the bullshit talk, it's just line after line of spam/threats/crying)
He starts PM'ing Fatal:

(23:00:49) (Lelouche) Tel Monokoke if he keeps coming to my house stop being redicolus and recalling away from my scout and fight me like a man oy pvp toon
(23:00:57) (Lelouche) you really dont want to press my butions
(23:01:27) ([I-C]Ashikata) I love you xx
(23:06:54) (Lelouche) now i got them
(23:06:58) (Lelouche) monokoko
(23:07:00) (Lelouche) coming to my house
(23:07:04) (Lelouche) and i suggest she stops
(23:07:06) (Lelouche) before its a problem
(23:13:14) (Lelouche) i tried to make peace this morning
(23:13:26) (Lelouche) in exchange for my trap box my 2 books and 4 runes and pink fancy dress
(23:13:31) (Lelouche) and i got time wasted
(23:13:37) (Lelouche) and had to continue about my buisnes


(23:22:24) (Lelouche) this irc log =
(23:22:30) (Lelouche) offical complaint
(23:22:39) (Lelouche) and is to ment as a warning

(23:27:12) (Lelouche) i am not trying a third time
(23:27:26) (Lelouche) its 2 strikes with me
(23:27:27) (Lelouche) not 3

Then me:

[23:31] <Lelouche> or else its going to be a problem
[23:32] <Lelouche> i have tried for peace twice
[23:32] <Lelouche> was demanded to go on your forums
[23:32] <Lelouche> and post
[23:32] <Lelouche> which i refuse
[23:32] <Lelouche> i tried to handal maters in game this morning
[23:32] <Clx-------> I am sure your request can be granted kind sir! However I sense a tone of threat in your voice!

[23:35] <Clx-------> So. If you can apologise to MONOKOKO for any offense you may have caused. I will give you my word that he will not bother you
[23:35] <Lelouche> offense ?
[23:35] <Lelouche> they pked me
[23:35] <Lelouche> on my scout
[23:35] <Lelouche> and took a murder count
[23:35] <Lelouche> lied to me
[23:35] <Lelouche> and looted my runes
[23:35] <Lelouche> which i dont care

[23:37] <Lelouche> i am taking it as a threat
[23:37] <Lelouche> and disturbance
[23:37] <Lelouche> to my private area

[23:38] <Lelouche> why are you leaving
[23:38] <Lelouche> tamed shit
[23:38] <Lelouche> out side my house
[23:39] <Lelouche> i am taking this as greif attempt

[23:41] <Lelouche> i have played the shard for over 2.5years

[23:43] <Lelouche> i want the rune back
[23:43] <Lelouche> and a book
[23:43] <Lelouche> signed saying i will be left alone
[23:43] <Lelouche> after
[23:43] <Lelouche> i applogies

[23:54] <Lelouche> i want that specfic rune
[23:54] <Clx-------> Well, is it in her posession?
[23:54] <Lelouche> and no more to be marked
[23:54] <Clx-------> then surely it is her rune
[23:55] <Lelouche> i offered to rufund the rune
[23:55] <Lelouche> so the trade is fair
[23:55] <Clx-------> The laws of Britannia do not prohibit the marking of runes, my friend!

[23:57] <Lelouche> on my turf
[23:57] <Lelouche> where i own all the housing
[23:57] <Clx-------> I quite enjoy visiting that beautiful area, personally

[23:58] <Clx-------> You wish us to avoid the very soil of Britannia? Our green and pleasant land?
[23:58] <Lelouche> or else your breaking the terms of peace
[23:58] <Lelouche> no
[23:58] <Lelouche> i wish you to avoid the screen
[23:59] <Lelouche> where my house is
[23:59] <Lelouche> specficaly where she is marked
[23:59] <Lelouche> theirsn othing to see
[23:59] <Clx-------> Is your house not situation upon this very soil?
[23:59] <Lelouche> but my housing
[23:59] <Lelouche> my foundation is built on said soil

[23:59] <Clx-------> Let me ask you a couple of things
[23:59] <Clx-------> regarding your house
[23:59] <Lelouche> i see he ractions as trespassing
[23:59] <Clx-------> and I will consider your wishes
[23:59] <Lelouche> sure
[23:59] <Clx-------> Are there any roads or trees in the vicinity?
[00:00] <Clx-------> And what monsters and animals frequent the area?
[00:00] <Lelouche> if am inside my house i get aggro from the spawn around my house
[00:00] <Lelouche> i own the house south of the road
[00:01] <Clx-------> Ok, it seems we are reaching a happy conclusion to this
[00:02] <Clx-------> If you can assure me of the condition of the road
[00:02] <Clx-------> and what frequents it
[00:02] <Clx-------> you shall have your terms
[00:02] <Clx-------> I will obviously need to briefly verify your claims
[00:02] <Clx-------> and then we shall make your peace, kind sir!
[00:02] <Lelouche> the roads?
[00:02] <Lelouche> mainly noobs
[00:02] <Lelouche> the spawn i get
[00:02] <Lelouche> is kinda shitty
[00:02] <Lelouche> lizzard man
[00:02] <Lelouche> ratman
[00:02] <Lelouche> the ocasional ogre / ettin
[00:02] <Lelouche> if it wanders
[00:04] <Clx-------> Well, i'm not certain I would refer to these fine creatures as 'shitty' but I do believe that none of these are monsters that I wish to visit anytime soon. I will verify your claims upon by return to Britannia

[00:05] <Lelouche> i cant wait on this
[00:05] <Lelouche> i can not tolerate
[00:05] <Lelouche> her in the area
[00:05] <Lelouche> while we wait

HIS TONE CHANGES AFTER I HAVE CONVINCED HIM WE ARE GUILD OF FEMALES.

[00:05] <Lelouche> sorry for being so troublesome
[00:05] <Lelouche> i am truely sorry

[00:10] <Clx-------> We are just a guild of simple, older ladies. Mostly retired.
[00:10] <Lelouche> to the right of my house where 0 spawn is gareneteed
[00:10] <Clx-------> I will ask Mono about the rune. If not we will resolve this tomorrow
[00:17] <Lelouche> as
[00:17] <Lelouche> wow
[00:18] <Lelouche> i have allready appolgized btw
[00:18] <Lelouche> dont know if it was accepted
[00:18] <Lelouche> but regardless
[00:18] <Lelouche> i shall applogize again
[00:18] <Lelouche> i want my book and rune remarked
[00:18] <Lelouche> if i see anyone
[00:18] <Lelouche> on that screen i take this as a violation of the 12 hour
[00:18] <Lelouche> terms
[00:18] <Clx-------> Great. We're just a guild of old ladies remember. We don't break our word
[00:19] <Clx-------> I like knitting and Ultima Online

[00:20] <Lelouche> are you aware of the guild cA
[00:20] <Clx-------> vaguely!
[00:20] <Clx-------> If this is another threat
[00:20] <Clx-------> really
[00:20] <Lelouche> i have been refered to
[00:20] <Lelouche> no
[00:20] <Clx-------> i'm not interested
[00:20] <Lelouche> its not
[00:20] <Clx-------> ok
[00:21] <Lelouche> i am sick of the trolling redicolus
[00:21] <Lelouche> going on for hours
[00:21] <Lelouche> over simple shit
[00:21] <Lelouche> lol
[00:21] <Lelouche> so i am laying it out
[00:21] <Lelouche> i am in fact a griefer

[00:22] <Lelouche> the 'game playing'
[00:22] <Lelouche> is what il call it
[00:22] <Lelouche> honestly most of the time
[00:22] <Clx-------> I'm not playing any games except hide the sausage with your mom

[00:23] <Lelouche> what i am saying is
[00:23] <Lelouche> i want the endless atempt to bother me
[00:23] <Lelouche> or troll me
[00:23] <Lelouche> to stop
[00:23] <Lelouche> and the ingame issue
[00:23] <Lelouche> to be resolved
[00:24] <Clx-------> You're messaging me

To 'Mononoke' (Fatal on diff IRC account)

[00:25] <Lelouche> for real
[00:25] <Lelouche> i am truely sorry for all offeneses
[00:25] <[I-C]Ashikata> I really hope that you worked things out with my guildmates. It would be a shame if we had to recall to your mum's bedroom/

To me:

[00:26] <Lelouche> this is post applogize
[00:26] <Clx-------> take it however you want
[00:26] <Lelouche> i want my book stating
[00:26] <Clx-------> you have been a just and noble soul
[00:26] <Clx-------> and shall get your reward
[00:26] <Clx-------> this i promise you
[00:26] <Clx-------> That precise rune
[00:26] <Clx-------> and a book
[00:26] <Clx-------> and no more runes will be marked at your house
[00:27] <Lelouche> on the screen
[00:27] <Clx-------> or, indeed, your mum's bedroom

[00:27] <Lelouche> i ask 1 more thing
[00:27] <Lelouche> the book clearly states a understanding of peace was reached with your guild a whole
[00:27] <Lelouche> this involes your alts
[00:28] <Lelouche> dont bring a alt guild to my house
[00:28] <Lelouche> to start shit
[00:28] <Clx-------> That's not a problem at all. "All players and alternative characters"
[00:28] <Clx-------> Shall be transcribed in said book
[00:28] <Lelouche> ok
[00:28] <Clx-------> I'm glad we have reached an amicable solution, Lelouche. Contact me on the 'morrow.

[00:30] <Lelouche> 1 more thing
[00:30] <Lelouche> i wish all logs from irc
[00:30] <Lelouche> not be transcribed
[00:30] <Clx-------> You won't see our characters there
[00:30] <Lelouche> into any other media
[00:30] <Lelouche> clearly your forums
[00:30] <Lelouche> weather in a members section
[00:30] <Lelouche> or guest

Claiming to be in cA for the 4th time in a day:

[00:38] <Lelouche> but if iam out protecting the resource market
[00:38] <Lelouche> and upholding the laws of cA
[00:38] <Lelouche> and i see any illegal buisness
[00:38] <Lelouche> id like that to not effect
[00:38] <Lelouche> the terms of our adgreement
[00:38] <Clx-------> Alright
[00:38] <Clx-------> that can be added to our agreement
[00:39] <Lelouche> lmao
[00:39] <Clx-------> as long as I can dupe the rune
[00:39] <Clx-------> to your mum's bedroom
[00:39] <Lelouche> lmao
[00:39] <Lelouche> il dupe your house

Still he can't stop:

[00:41] <Lelouche> i wanted to say
[00:41] <Lelouche> for 1
[00:41] <Lelouche> your the first person in a long time
[00:41] <Lelouche> to keep me going
[00:41] <Lelouche> but i got amusement
[00:41] <Lelouche> as i do the same
[00:41] <Lelouche> usualy i am on the other side of this coin

[00:42] <Lelouche> only reason i did this
[00:42] <Lelouche> is not about the rune
[00:43] <Lelouche> or the the fact she/he ( i am honestly doubting clearing your not 60 year old women)
[00:43] <Lelouche> but because if you do
[00:43] <Lelouche> like its going to be a never ending thing
[00:43] <Lelouche> so i wanted peace terms
[00:43] <Lelouche> between me and you guys
[00:43] <Lelouche> rather lets call it
[00:43] <Lelouche> your guild
[00:43] <Lelouche> because i have plenty of projects going on already
[00:43] <Lelouche> and would rather no be taken away from them
[00:43] <Lelouche> for small maters
[00:43] <Lelouche> of my own

[00:44] <Lelouche> thats the only reason i tolerated this
[00:44] <Lelouche> i can keep someone goign just as long as you have had me here
[00:44] <Clx-------> I bet
[00:44] <Lelouche> lol
[00:44] <Lelouche> i sense this sarcastic
[00:44] <Lelouche> trolling
[00:44] <Lelouche> still

AN HOUR LATER:

[01:47] <Lelouche> why is a refresh rat named infernal
[01:47] <Lelouche> out side my house
[01:47] <Lelouche> fresh*
[01:47] <Clx-------> wtf? aren't they they ones mono did earlier?
[01:47] <Clx-------> kill it...
[01:47] <Lelouche> id rather not waste my time eradicating your animals
[01:47] <Lelouche> no
[01:47] <Lelouche> i killed those

[01:51] <Lelouche> il ignore this 1 time
[01:52] <Lelouche> screenshots will happen next time

Anyway, seems as he's so sensitive about his house, zole and I decided to pay him a visit. I'm sure he'll enjoy this when he wakes up:

These all axed up on his steps might take a while to clean up!
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All axed. And we gave him his precious rune back!
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Zole's touch.
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Re: Our first UOSA 'friend'

Post by Fatalist »

Amazing.

Surprised he didn't spack out the first time I left a load of infernal covenant rats outside his home.

Look forward to building our relationship with this guy~~
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Re: Our first UOSA 'friend'

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Rofl

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Re: Our first UOSA 'friend'

Post by Lady Redname »

fuck you guys, i want to join in

also: amazing

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Post by Calix »

Oh and Lelouche, seems as I know you read here, this was only moved to our public forum as you are still being incredibly cocky. I've still got the whole log which as you know already contains double the amount of retarded comments than there are in the original post. I'd suggest you just accept defeat. u ded, and by the way urmum gave me another rune to her bedroom.

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roflcakes

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I'm sure the objective isn't to get killed while you return the favour, but nice try old son!

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Lelouche claiming to be SIEGE PERILOUS HARDCORE in Shard IRC channel, which obviously he wasn't and I call him out on. I get this in PM:

[12:38] <Lelouche> lol i had 3 chracters on seige before lossing my 3 accounts during uor or maybe slightly after after getting banned i took a 3-5 month hiatus (guessing) then i came back on 2 more accounts and did not play seige
[12:38] <Lelouche> but i had a theif a dexer
[12:38] <Lelouche> and cant rember the third
[12:38] <Lelouche> nor the names
[12:38] <Lelouche> because i had 15 on chessy which was my main
[12:38] <Lelouche> but "i am talking bunch of shit"
[12:38] <Lelouche> whatever
[12:39] <Clxbeste> Who were you on chessy?

Bad luck for you to pick another shard I played I guess~

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http://www.uded.net/uo/clx/othershards/ <---- lelirc 1-16.

For Lelouche. The logs that I apparently edited.

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[20:42] <Lelouche> clearly a irc/forum warrior come back when you have some in game skill
[20:42] <Lelouche> Nice editing of logs which you guild mate clearly stated before i ever talked to you mean nothing due to how easily they can be edited
[20:42] <Lelouche> if you think you made me 'mad' 'cry' your a joke
[20:43] <Lelouche> and i been laughing at your pathetic attempt to make me mad this entire time
[20:43] <Lelouche> but thanks for all the publicity for the shard and my self
[20:43] <Lelouche> i appricate all your hard work
[20:43] <Lelouche> you are joke sir
[20:44] <Lelouche> btw your fail carpetbomb took 2m to clean up / you took over a hour and got to 4/4 on how many characters?
[20:44] <Lelouche> to clean up mine?
[20:44] <Lelouche> yeah exactly
[20:44] <Lelouche> go post this on your forum if you like
[20:45] <Lelouche> oh and make sure you include the part were I-C = pk guild but yet you clearly stated you wanted to avoid going red
[20:45] <Lelouche> then you claim in main how you will pk me all day at your door step well i saw hardly any of that as you all were very carefull to avoid taking your 5th count
[20:45] <Lelouche> cowards
[20:46] <Lelouche> learn to play uo
[20:47] <Lelouche> you also claimed "i been saying for a week" clearly a week is 2 days to you
[20:47] <Lelouche> that i would pvp you
[20:47] <Lelouche> you are a joke and nothing worth ever sheding a tear or getting mad over AS if pixels would ever cause that for me i would like to see you try though
[20:47] <Lelouche> so far you been a big joke
[20:48] <Clxbeste> Does that mean you don't like me?
[20:49] <Lelouche> no i mean i am laughing my ass at how pathetic you are
[20:49] <Lelouche> you can think all you want i am mad
[20:49] <Lelouche> but you are totaly wrong in thinking that
[20:50] <Clxbeste> What's your native language? I'm just wondering if you'd like to communicate in that to make it easier for you
[20:51] <Lelouche> Hope you enjoy your forum thread. Thanks again for all the attention i love all of it. i doubt i will be seeing much of you . Thou art a coward , troll,loser and scum of the internet
[20:53] <Lelouche> how about play uo
[20:53] <Lelouche> so i can laugh more at you ingame
[20:53] <Lelouche> about how bad you are
[20:53] <Clxbeste> Sure, chaos shrine 2 mins?

No reply..


I don't think he likes me very much :( :(

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Re: Our first UOSA 'friend'

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Did I hear someone say Chaos Shrine?
Signatures broken since 2009...

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Re: Our first UOSA 'friend'

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choas
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