Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:23 pm
there's a primary school behind my house
winner.
winner.
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:20 am
hi slamer
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:58 am
jap mcdonalds is kind of shit. burgers taste nasty. prob lacking chemical goodness!
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:53 pm
british mcdonalds tastes shit too, don't fret
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:17 pm
You take that back!
Double cheeseburgers are my junkfood of choice.
Double cheeseburgers are my junkfood of choice.
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:10 pm
Along with the 12 gallons of coke you drink daily. Best diet
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:14 pm
the scottish diet
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:25 pm
I thought that was English cock
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:38 pm
hahaha that made me lol irl.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:27 am
Few days late with these pics, sorry. More shit quality pics from phone.
My friend emailed me and said that his girlfriend would be coming over early, so could I look after her? HAHHAHA. Classic anime plot, so of course I had sex with her etc. Not really but if i had, it would have been his fault.
When i opened the door she was in her fucking school uniform.
I taught her some ENGRISH for an hour then I thought i'd get her in the mood and out of her hello kitty pants by showing her my gaming skillz.
As you can see she was enjoying it etc. BUT WHAT GAME WAS SHE PLAYING?
Yes it was best audiosurf. My plan worked perfectly. I gave her through the fire and the flames to do, then she was all omg when i was doing easy songs perfectly.
Being awesome at games in asia is the same as having a flashy car in the west. It's kind of funny, cos as I was there about to get some jailbait action, I thought of how ambernectar would be up the CLEEK (japanese creek).
So I was about to teach her the classic english game of "hide the sausage" when her boyfriend came home..
_____
I really have to emphasize again (although i've done it numerous times) about SKIRT LENGTH! You get a few freaks with skirts down to their fucking knees but for the most part they're short as hell. Not just teenagers, it's everyone. It's almost dangerous, because if you aren't looking where you're looking, you might be eyeing up a 40 something. Not that there's anything wrong with that, there's some hot 40 somethings.
Also, Japan has a lot of hot women with babies. This is a good thing, because they usually have bigger busts. When Japanese people become parents, it does not mean they stop wearing short skirts, which is awesome. The dads still dress in fucked up fashion with bleached spikey hair etc.
Soon i'll be taking pics with digital camera and you'll be able to see people properly...
I got one last pic to show skirt length, although it doesn't do it so well...
She's not crying and being comforted after a zole love attack. honest.
My friend emailed me and said that his girlfriend would be coming over early, so could I look after her? HAHHAHA. Classic anime plot, so of course I had sex with her etc. Not really but if i had, it would have been his fault.
When i opened the door she was in her fucking school uniform.
I taught her some ENGRISH for an hour then I thought i'd get her in the mood and out of her hello kitty pants by showing her my gaming skillz.
As you can see she was enjoying it etc. BUT WHAT GAME WAS SHE PLAYING?
Yes it was best audiosurf. My plan worked perfectly. I gave her through the fire and the flames to do, then she was all omg when i was doing easy songs perfectly.
Being awesome at games in asia is the same as having a flashy car in the west. It's kind of funny, cos as I was there about to get some jailbait action, I thought of how ambernectar would be up the CLEEK (japanese creek).
So I was about to teach her the classic english game of "hide the sausage" when her boyfriend came home..
_____
I really have to emphasize again (although i've done it numerous times) about SKIRT LENGTH! You get a few freaks with skirts down to their fucking knees but for the most part they're short as hell. Not just teenagers, it's everyone. It's almost dangerous, because if you aren't looking where you're looking, you might be eyeing up a 40 something. Not that there's anything wrong with that, there's some hot 40 somethings.
Also, Japan has a lot of hot women with babies. This is a good thing, because they usually have bigger busts. When Japanese people become parents, it does not mean they stop wearing short skirts, which is awesome. The dads still dress in fucked up fashion with bleached spikey hair etc.
Soon i'll be taking pics with digital camera and you'll be able to see people properly...
I got one last pic to show skirt length, although it doesn't do it so well...
She's not crying and being comforted after a zole love attack. honest.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:48 am
looks like an after hide the sausage moment, where it all went wrong to me
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:02 am
Whats the legal age for sex over there since going for school girls seems to be legal? 10?
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:43 am
Don't freak out, but..
it ranges from 13-17 depending on prefecture.
it ranges from 13-17 depending on prefecture.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:35 am
13? uh? 
15 I can see, but...
15 I can see, but...
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:41 am
I think Slamer has already bought his flight ticket