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Looking for a companion?

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 2:33 pm
by Nixon
Feeling down? Need a friend? Don't panic, help is at hand!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 10105&rd=1

;(

(yes I know thats probably a fake bid but wtf ;<)

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 3:39 pm
by Benn
el oh el

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:45 pm
by Villa
Clearly she needs the cash to move out of the kitchen she is living in like a cheap semi-homeless tramp^^

Re: Looking for a companion?

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 5:39 pm
by Phule
Her eyebrows scare me.... Apparently they scare her too.... she looks a bit freaked out.

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 5:39 pm
by Fumin
the bids from Biff most probably.

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 6:20 pm
by PapaJamaican
She looks like she'd rather kill you than kiss you; it doesnt say "SEX ISNT INVOLVED IN THIS ADVERTISEMENT" If you horny lonely and looking BID!! Wahahahaha

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 6:28 pm
by Nixon
Nothing wrong with her eyebrows imho :P Just someone that takes a little *too* much care of them :P

I love how she advertises she intellegent. Great!

Definetly a good looking girl, but if your paying for that kind of shit you have a problem :(

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:11 pm
by Phule
Nixon wrote:Nothing wrong with her eyebrows imho :P Just someone that takes a little *too* much care of them :P

I love how she advertises she intellegent. Great!

Definetly a good looking girl, but if your paying for that kind of shit you have a problem :(
Her eyebrows look like they're drawn on, and what makes them look odd to me is the fact that they're so long and so thin...and the fact that they're the same width all the way across... There's not too much shape to them, and they almost look as if they're DRAWN on...

Take a look at these two hotties...
Jeri Ryan
Rachel McAdams

See their eyebrows..they have shape... Look at Avril Lavigne's eyebrows in your avatar picture...her eyebrows have shape... They're wider towards the medial (middle) part of the face, and narrower at the lateral (outside) part of the face coming to a point.... Also, they don't look like the letter U upsidedown.

She's not a bad looking girl...but here eyebrows just need a little less attention...

Also, the way she spelled intelligent...I guess it would have been worse if she said she was "intelligant."

Wonder how much it would cost to have her shipped to the states...

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:18 pm
by Lady Redname
fuck sake


to expensive

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:26 pm
by Nixon
Thing is though, your not actually getting her as a gf :( Its just a friend to phone, I mean wtf, what a conn. I'd NP accept phone calls from anyone wanting to talk at any time of the day for 200 quid - I mean jeez I accept phone calls from Slamer at any time of the days and I dont get paid ^^

First lady you posted, isn't to my taste, the second one is pretty - avril lavigne isnt even to my usual taste, but theres just something about her :(

Yeah see what your saying about the eyebrows, but I didn't actually notice them when I was looking at her and lol, trust her to be Scottish giving us a bad name :(

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:30 pm
by Angus
Still, you'd give it to her.

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:52 pm
by Calix
Slamer lets go halves?

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:03 pm
by Voilehg
Phule wrote:
Nixon wrote:Nothing wrong with her eyebrows imho :P Just someone that takes a little *too* much care of them :P

I love how she advertises she intellegent. Great!

Definetly a good looking girl, but if your paying for that kind of shit you have a problem :(
Her eyebrows look like they're drawn on, and what makes them look odd to me is the fact that they're so long and so thin...and the fact that they're the same width all the way across... There's not too much shape to them, and they almost look as if they're DRAWN on...

Take a look at these two hotties...
Jeri Ryan
Rachel McAdams

See their eyebrows..they have shape... Look at Avril Lavigne's eyebrows in your avatar picture...her eyebrows have shape... They're wider towards the medial (middle) part of the face, and narrower at the lateral (outside) part of the face coming to a point.... Also, they don't look like the letter U upsidedown.

She's not a bad looking girl...but here eyebrows just need a little less attention...

Also, the way she spelled intelligent...I guess it would have been worse if she said she was "intelligant."

Wonder how much it would cost to have her shipped to the states...
your knowledge of eyebrows scares me

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:58 pm
by Lady Redname
Nixon wrote: I mean jeez I accept phone calls from Slamer at any time of the days and I dont get paid ^^


you love it


and carix!: npnpnpnp

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 12:09 am
by Zim Zum
I'll chip in £50 but i'm not having sloppy seconds.