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\ahahaha I might be several thousand miles away but I still pwn you all\
Just remember that sirs\

By the way, this place is funny - went into a theme park today called WONDERLAND and got racially abused by a member of staff. Complained to his manager, who basically told me to either shut up or get out...
Got to love arab hospitality...\
Also, there is this one ride which is a platform that spins round and round, and then sort of rises upto a 45 degree angle while still spinning. Problem is, there are no seat belts - actually there are no seats either - you just got to hold on for dear life. Every single time, there were people flying around inside getting knocked about bouncing from one side to the other, smashing into other passengers hohoho - health and safey at its best.\
Can't believe people were still queueing to get on this ride after they see passengers coming off it with blood and bruises everywhere... jeez lol\

Anyway, going to get entertained by a belly dancer tonight on a boat sailing down the 'Creek' - wife not amused\
Will be pwning the sand dunes tommorow (DUNE BASHING as they call it) in a 4*4\

Remember, I still own you all in absence\

It's probably all your face paint that scared them.

i bet u went on multiple times...

haha dude
no WAY you own zum zum

Belly Dancer was crap\
I was tempted to get my shirt off and show them all a WE A REAL HAIRY BELLY, and wiggle it around and stuff but the wife wasn't impressed by this and I suspect the bouncers would have been happy to throw me overboard\
Also got to say DUNE SURFING is teh mad rox - strap on a snow board and get pushed down the side of a sand dune\
Our driver was seriously gutted though in the middle of the so called DUNE BASHING when he tried to be too clever and ended up buckling the rear axle on our 4*4 vehicle.\
We got stranded in the desert for 45 minutes until his friend came to rescue us with another vehicle\
Even so, DUNE BASHING is quite elite, but bloody scary because you really don't know whats over the next sand dune when you go over it at high speed. You just know things can go dangerously wrong when even THE DRIVER is screaming with terror every now and again when we went over a dune to find ourselves with a nasty sharp drop right in front of us^^\
Seriously guys, I don't think they have given health and safety much consideration in this country.\

Still, Dubai is a great place for a more mature holiday (WTF am I here then ?^^) and I made several people cry by abusing them with my command of the language after they made snide remarks in English thinking I couldn't understand them hohoho\

lol must fuck them up when you reply in grammar school english

lol villa you crazy curry eating turban wearing arab.
knowing english.
you must have learnt from watching man u matches.

grammar school english

grammar schools for teh win.

Knew there was an explanation

I'm back and I'm proud y'all

thought you just said you were perma banned

Oh that; that was Stratics Administrators who felt my ultra conservative view point was no longer welcome on the UHall Off Topic forum.
Especially in light of my last comments pertaining to homosexual marriages in California - something that clearly rubbed the wrong way with one particular Admin who 'batted for the other side' anyway...

magdeline for teh win.