@ Women

Villa · Post by **Villa** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 2:39 pm

I know this is a long shot, but I *think* there may be as many as three of them who frequent these forums on occassion.

Anyway, I have a question for you -
Would you say (From a female point of view) that a sign of true love is when you can fart in front of your partner without batting an eyelid ?

We all know how women maintain this myth that they don't fart. In fact they had me completely fooled when I was younger.
All those occassions when girls would leave the classroom saying they were just going to the toilet, and suddenly they would be back again like 30 seconds later. It all makes sense now - clearly they just went outside the classroom, down the corridor a few yards and let one rip; fan their skirts a bit and skip back to class again.
And at work - what's with that mass exodus of 3 or 4 women together going off to the toilets together ? Clearly they're just going in there to play a fanfare of trumpets with their farts. I'm sure they are in the ladies lavatory laughing away taking it in turns to fart the notes to a tune of some kind.
SICK SICK SICK.

So anyway.
If you truly love your partners, would you fart in front of them unashamedly and without trying to blame the cat/dog or the TV ?
Would you in fact lift one leg in the air and proudly break wind so loudly that your bum hole would tingle ? Would you let it thunder away uncontrolled for so long that you'd get lumps in your knickers ?

Well ? Would you ?
Surely this must be the greatest sign of true love, when you can fart like a hero and not care.

zole · Post by **zole** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 3:04 pm

.....

lol

Post by **Benn** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 3:05 pm

No Villa, your wife won't care what we have to say, sorry

Fatalist · Post by **Fatalist** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 3:07 pm

rofl

I farted in front of a girl last night and she slapped me on the arm and called me a dirty prick.

I'm gona eat her tonight.

Toki · Post by **Toki** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 3:11 pm

villa you are an interweb legend

Sonez · Post by **Sonez** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 3:37 pm

Lol Villa.

When I was on the train into London from Essex (which we all know is full of classy bitches) there were two girls sitting next two each other farting as loudly as they could. I had to do a double-take because I thought I had to be wrong. Was quite funny though, they strategically timed them for when people walked past. My only sorrow is that neither of them followed through.

Poom · Post by **Poom** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 3:45 pm

women or girls farting is disgusting it doesnt happen if i dont see it

Night · Post by **Night** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 3:56 pm

One day you'll find true love Villa .. it'll probably be with Fatal though !

Carabel · Post by **Carabel** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:48 pm

No Villa.. Just No..

Future · Post by **Future** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 6:33 pm

Dude women let some real eggy waffles go and just deny it"

i bet Caras stained her bridget jones with a few rip snorters!!

its a Macam mating call.

Post by **Calix** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 6:34 pm

cara blatantly rips them out like clockwork

Lady Redname · Post by **Lady Redname** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 6:49 pm

lol..

i dont know what else to say, did you get kicked out the computer room (the only room you are in~) for farting or something villa?

heleen · Post by **heleen** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 5:22 pm

the average PERSON farts about 15 times a day....nuff said.

villa you're mad.

Justy Perfect · Post by **Justy Perfect** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:40 pm

I`ll give you an answer if I ever find true love.

But my guess would be no

Villa · Post by **Villa** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:43 pm

Ah.... never mind, maybe one day.
In the mean time, please drop a couple of really stinky ones just for us please.