Dog Owners

Villa · Post by **Villa** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 9:45 am

DIE.

Why is it that when you walk past someone who has a dog, and the dog jumps at you and you make a face or 'tut', the dog owner gets annoyed with you ?

Even worse are those retard dog owners who have those big nasty Rottweilers. Several times I've had these big bastard dogs jump at me, barking loudly and trying to bite my legs off - all the while the owner stands nearby saying "Oh I think he likes you, isn't he sweet ?".

No he is not fucking sweet. HE IS A BASTARD CERBERUS SATAN DOG FROM HELL, and you need to fuck off and DIE IRL you retard.

When you panic and call out for the owner to do something, they reply with"He won't bite you, he's just playing the little darling". All this time, their 12 stone mutant hell hound is trying to maul you to death, and the owner doesn't realise it.

Seriously, wake up and see your devil dog for what it is. It isn't that little puppy you bought 7 years ago. It has grown into an evil primeval canine horror that hails back to prehistoric times. It wants to KILL people, but you are just too fucking retarded to see this.

People who have Dobermans and Rottweilers and can't keep them under control need to be shot.

Also Jack Russells - what the fuck ?
These dogs are pure evil.
When one of them bites your ankles, and you kick it away it comes back with a whole gang of his friends. These little bastards roam around in packs and own everyone by ganking.
All Jack Russells need to be destroyed on sight.

Post by **Benn** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 10:10 am

Villa, I'm no psychologist, but I think you have issues.

Kzar · Post by **Kzar** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 10:21 am

I agree with Villa, dogs are the spawn of hell!

Baphomet · Post by **Baphomet** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 11:24 am

Mmmm no im with Benn on this one.

Fatalist · Post by **Fatalist** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:03 pm

loooool

something happen villa?

pain · Post by **pain** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:17 pm

I agree a bit, worst is the dog owners who do fuckall. This old granny was walking 2 dogs, they stayed perfectly quiet and just walked then as I walked past one of them suddenly came to life and jumped up and bit me on the thigh and the dog owner said and did NOTHING. It hurt tbh

zole · Post by **zole** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:58 pm

i think i saw that dog pain.
he had no testicles. good job.

Krelian · Post by **Krelian** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 2:57 pm

I totally adore dogs, but I have to agree with you alittle Villa.

If its a big and fuzzy Golden I have nps with them jumping @ me and saying hello, but if its a Rottweiler.. ffs I get scared irl. :<

Angus · Post by **Angus** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 3:01 pm

Rofl, i love Villa's rants.

parmo · Post by **parmo** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 3:18 pm

are you a postman villa ?

WildCat · Post by **WildCat** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 4:28 pm

When you panic and call out for the owner to do something, they reply with"He won't bite you, he's just playing the little darling". All this time, their 12 stone mutant hell hound is trying to maul you to death, and the owner doesn't realise it.

Maybe she is talking to the dog?

And what happened to the ULTIMATE WARRIOR ?

Post by **Calix** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 4:55 pm

Agree @ Villa.com.

Fakt @ worst part is, when you looked pissed off becouse a dog has stood on your foot and made your shoe dirty/jmped up on you/licked you, the owner looks at you like YOU are the ignorant prick.

Fucking dickheads.

Lady Redname · Post by **Lady Redname** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 5:29 pm

rofl
i love my dog (except right now cause he pissed on the floor again FUCK YOU BENN - WHEN IM OLD IF I PISS ON THE FLOOR IM GONNA GET IN SHIT FOR IT, JUST CAUSE YOUR BLIND, OLD AND LEFT ALONE ALL DAY IS NOT AN EXCUSE)

but yeah some retards do have strange dogs

but villa had a traumatic childhood i think

Voilehg · Post by **Voilehg** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 5:53 pm

zole wrote:i think i saw that dog pain.
he had no testicles. good job.

haha
well he was fighting for his life afterall

zole · Post by **zole** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:32 pm

my dog is a ki rin.

seriously.