Fucking cats

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Calix
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Fucking cats

Post by Calix »

Why does anyone have these stupid cuntish little fuckers.

Cost you shitloads of money
Give you fleas
Smell
Piss everywhere
Only actually come see you when they're hungry

and more importantly:

Shit in your neighbours garden(ie mine)
sit under trees in your neighbours garden(ie mine) and kill birds.
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I was playing tennis and this fuck cat came and started rubbing against my racket, then went to sleep on the damn court so i lost.
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Post by Benn »

Superfast Oz wrote:I was playing tennis and this fuck cat came and started rubbing against my racket, then went to sleep on the damn court so i lost.
what
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gtfo benn
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Post by Calix »

tennis is nearly as gay as cats
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Post by zole »

i agree cats are just cunts.

just use you for house and food, and for that you get the privelage of cleaning up after their hair and shit, and buying places for them to shit which wont be used, and also furniture getting ruined.

but they're SOOOOOOOO CUTE!
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Post by pain »

cats are the coolest pet, they are graceful, independent and good hunters.
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Post by Ingo »

and they shit in other people's gardens which owns.
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Post by pain »

yeah, my neighbours used to complain about the cat killing birds who fed from their little bird-feeder. they got griefed lol
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Post by Calix »

pain wrote:cats are the coolest pet, they are graceful, independent and good hunters.
wow cool, where do i sign up
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Post by pain »

here I think

bitternoseyneighbour@ownedbycat.com
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Post by Benn »

that's an email address

you meant

http://catsownedyoulol.com
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Post by zole »

pain wrote:yeah, my neighbours used to complain about the cat killing birds who fed from their little bird-feeder. they got griefed lol

rofl jump on the bandwagon more please.
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Re: Fucking cats

Post by Kzar »

Calix wrote:Shit in your neighbours garden(ie mine)
sit under trees in your neighbours garden(ie mine) and kill birds.
Theres the reason to have cats.
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Post by Lady Redname »

i want a cat :( (and how the hell has this thread got so far with no calix hates pussys joke?)
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