Why is it that when you walk past someone who has a dog, and the dog jumps at you and you make a face or 'tut', the dog owner gets annoyed with you ?
Even worse are those retard dog owners who have those big nasty Rottweilers. Several times I've had these big bastard dogs jump at me, barking loudly and trying to bite my legs off - all the while the owner stands nearby saying "Oh I think he likes you, isn't he sweet ?".
No he is not fucking sweet. HE IS A BASTARD CERBERUS SATAN DOG FROM HELL, and you need to fuck off and DIE IRL you retard.
When you panic and call out for the owner to do something, they reply with"He won't bite you, he's just playing the little darling". All this time, their 12 stone mutant hell hound is trying to maul you to death, and the owner doesn't realise it.
Seriously, wake up and see your devil dog for what it is. It isn't that little puppy you bought 7 years ago. It has grown into an evil primeval canine horror that hails back to prehistoric times. It wants to KILL people, but you are just too fucking retarded to see this.
People who have Dobermans and Rottweilers and can't keep them under control need to be shot.
Also Jack Russells - what the fuck ?
These dogs are pure evil.
When one of them bites your ankles, and you kick it away it comes back with a whole gang of his friends. These little bastards roam around in packs and own everyone by ganking.
All Jack Russells need to be destroyed on sight.
